“Nicotine Queen Seeks Good Time”-Petite, chain-smoking, SWF, blonde hair, dark eyes, 14″ tall. Looking for curious companions who wanna get an intimate look at what smoking does to your lungs. I’m full of fun and full of tar! Just take me to a well-ventilated area, gimme a light squeeze on my bulb, and watch the tar collect. Got my own collection tubes (5) and a cozy little carrying case. Call me-I’m available!